7 November 2015

Finally Physical Mediumship, Seances, Ectoplasm Can Be Proven!

Yes it is true! Physical mediumship, seances, manifestations from ectoplasm, all of that can at last be proven 100% scientifically without any danger to the medium!

Let me put you all into the picture, for over 100 years, mediums have sat in the dark, and conducted seances. While in the dark, and when I say dark I mean pitch black, or sometimes with a dull red lamp turned on and off. A medium will sit behind a curtain, and then ectoplasm will exude from their orifices, and by orifices I include nose, mouth, ears, anus and vagina! (Yes that is what spiritualists have claimed), and this ectoplasm will manifest into the dead. So it could be a full figure, or just a disembodied hand, sometimes the ectoplasm would pick up objects and float them around the room, or even speak though a spirit trumpet.

Now of course all of this sounds ridiculous, and in 100% of cases whereby it has been filmed either on purpose or secretly, it has shown fraud. Either the medium stood up having escaped his bonds and waving the things about or even pretending to be the dead spirit himself, or an extendible rod has been used to control the flying tambourines or whatever. Or it has shown that these manifestated spirits are no more than dolls, that are being manipulated by the medium or an associate.

The excuse has always been that these are frauds and real mediums produce real manifestations, so where is the video of the real manifestations? Well the problem is that ectoplasm is a sensitive "material", and that any exposure to light can cause the ectoplasm to retreat at speed back into the medium, and cause horrific internal damage. Although there is not a single documented medical case in history that shows any such thing, this is what the spiritualists claimed.

So along came infra red filming capabilities, surely this was the answer! Oh no wait, ectoplasm doesn't like infra red either! Now lets ignore the science of infra red because well it is everywhere and comes off everything, and its a bit too "sciency" for me, and despite the fact that scientifically mediums have no excuse to claim infra-red can affect ectoplasm since it is a nonsense claim, lets still take it at face value. So what can we do?

Well here is the answer! Science has finally given spiritualists the perfect tool to film in full HD, in full COLOUR, and in complete pitch black conditions! And without any of those annoying infra red lights!

I present to you the Canon ME20F-SH

It is released in December, and yes will cost a lot of money, but just imagine, you have the chance to be the first medium in history to categorically prove spirit manifestation in the seance room. There is literally no excuses left now.  This camera can film IN PITCH BLACK in FULL colour! and in HD!

No more grainy dodgy footage, you don't even need to use a silly red light!

Now of course if no mediums buy this camera, and no footage of ectoplasm is filmed, then once again I have been proven right and it's all a load of crap! So any mediums wont to prove me wrong, and change the world in the process? Some how I think not!

"The camera is able to capture full HD colour video in pitch black conditions with an ISO of 4,000,000"

3 November 2015

UPDATED: Karl Beattie admits he had cable attached to him on Most Haunted Live

In one of the more bizarre videos of recent times, Karl Beattie has explained what the cable was that was attached to his waste that was used to pull him up the stairs which he then claimed was paranormal!

I really don't understand this, as he is admitting he had a cable attached to him, which was tight, and Stuart was off camera.

Here is the video from the live show of him being jerked off by someone off camera using the cable/rope. (By the way it was Stuart)

And here is the video of Karl admitting he had a cable attached to him! Again don't follow the logic of this since it is simply admitting he had a cable attached to him which could be used to pull him up the stairs (by Stuart)

Ok so according to Karl his camera cable shows up as white in night vision!
Only problem is he is lying.

Mal Function ‏on Twitter sent this in
At 25mins, 57 seconds of the live show - Karl's camera... in night vision.

Amanda Jane Kendall sent in the following....
"From the room that Karl got pulled back too. When they thought a bed had been moved Yvette moved it back, and look whats under then bed!"

Your move Karl! Already proven you as a liar now!

1 November 2015

This banner was put up on a house down the road from Most Haunted Live!

Just down the road from where they were filming Most Haunted Live last night, one resident decided he didn't like them filming, so he put up this giant banner outside of his house. The police tried to get him to remove it but he refused!


Most Farted - The Best Most Haunted Parody Around!

Watching Most Haunted Live last night, and seeing them talk about bad smells etc, I was reminded of the classic Most Farted videos.

I hope someone will do a Most Farted version of the show last night, I would, but I cant be arsed to sit through it again.

Anyway enjoy these classic videos.

And http://popnoodles.com did their own version too.

Most Haunted Live Halloween 2015 - Exposed!

So they decided to do another Most Haunted Live, unfortunately UKTV (Really) refused to give them any kind of use-able budget, so they had no choice but to get rid of any live crowd or studio setting and do it low key at someones house instead! Also I am guessing Sky TV Own the rights to the original Most Haunted Live format, like they do the normal Most Haunted format, so whether they wanted to do a live show in a studio with an audience they couldn't anyway.

Well, usually I would watch the show and expose it, but now we have this magical thing called Twitter, which was actually more interesting than watching the show.
The reason was it was 99% people taking the piss.

And what also made my job easier was that people were spotting the moments of fakery, and posting videos and links on Twitter.

A couple of great examples was Karl appearing to have the knife concealed in his sleeve during the seance.

Jason akamrdaddy on Youtube:
"Watch him take the knife out off his trousers and throws it on the bed...u can clearly see him huntch over as he takes the knife out and then jerk his arm quickly in a throwing action....plus he had to be the first one in there....wonder why...look at the body language after he did it....arms out hands open...look I haven't got anything....lol...its that or a ghost did it...what's more believable"

(Please note, we incorrectly had a shot of Glen with what looked like the knife in his pocket, we mistakenly attributed this to being Karl, as the head was cut off.  I doubt Glen was involved in any fakery)

One of the most blatant cheats of the night, was when Karl got pulled UP the stairs by mysterious forces! Or Stuart as we like to call him. Unfortunately he didn't manage to hide the rope that he had tied to himself, and Twitter went mental when they spotted it!

Here is a video posted on Youtube by renegadeeng that exposes it!

Another clip posted by jason fallows on Youtube that shows it a bit better

And another look at it

So how do they defend the indefensible, well here is what Yvette had to say about the rope.

And just one look at the #MostHauntedLive on Twitter, and probably about 99% of people have FINALLY realised I was right all along, and that Most Haunted is faked, a spoof, a joke.

Fact is they got caught out tonight, as they have so many times.
But if you accept that the show is faked, and a spoof, you can enjoy it for what it is.
Otherwise stop watching!

I like this man who lived a few doors down from where they filmed, he made his views known in the best way possible!

By Jon Donnis